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Northern Quilted

“Hello?”  By the sound of her voice I knew that she was a little surprised by my call.  It was late.  She was probably afraid something was wrong.  She was right. “He baby.”  I said, “I’ve got a strange request.” … Continue reading

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Movie Night With My Son

The movie is nearly over. Spock’s face is all jacked up, his voice sounds like a constipated Yoda and he’s dying from radiation exposure. He and Kirk are doing the whole ‘needs of the many’ bit. It’s a dramatic ending … Continue reading

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Bad Poetry: Star Wars Edition

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…I would do you. I would do you just like Star Wars, specifically episodes IV through VI. First I would take you back to my Sand Crawler and introduce you to … Continue reading

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What I’m Thankful For 2012

My life has changed soooo much in the past year, it truly is amazing. Here are just a few of the things I’m thankful for in 2012: 1-I am thankful that all my exwifes and exgirlfriends haven’t banded together to … Continue reading

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Black Terror and the Cave Gator

Go check out my other Black Terror comics on RealToyGun.com!

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Hurricane Part II

 Dear Friends, Acquaintances, Sworn Enemies, and Scantily Clad Females, You must all be aware by now that I live in Louisiana.  I am not exactly clear as to what tipped you off.  Maybe it was my accent.  The way I … Continue reading

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Birthday Party

I remember when I was a kid my grandfather let out a big fart in public.  He didn’t apologize, didn’t shrug, didn’t even acknowledge that it had happened.  He just didn’t care.  I never understood that as a kid.  I … Continue reading

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