About

I write for Cracked.com sometimes. I plot, I scheme, I make smartass remarks.

11 Responses to About

  1. Alex says:

    your blog is magic, sir.

    signed, a fan.

  2. Alex says:

    quality over quantity. colossal squidfight had me in tears.

  3. Ty says:

    I suppose my witty remark on your article would have been better used here. So once again good job and I do appreciate the reprieve from exams.

  4. Great writing … Why the hell aren’t you on Twitter so I can get some daily doses? Oh, right. Because you are overflowing with words, Sir, far too many to cram into silly little tweets for the likes o’ me. Guess I’ll have to do that RSS thing.

    • thelastmonte says:

      lol, thanks. I don’t think I’m ready for twitter. I’m only witty in small doses every other month or so.

      • Well, in that case, I’ll have to do with limited offerings every so often. I do think you may be underestimating your writerly appeal. Consider me a fan. Feel free to amuse me with stupid-supercritter and weird-ass-plant posts and the like. Those are great fun. It’s nice to know, btw, that Hurricane Issac (Or Bessy. Whatever.) didn’t completely carry you off to the hinterlands … or perhaps I mean something beyond that, since Louisiana is already pretty darned hinter. And I’m in Tennessee, so I should know.

      • thelastmonte says:

        Thanks, thats really nice of you to say. I’m hoping to get to a place where I can write more often. Most of my time and energy is spent on school and writing for cracked. It really doesn’t leave me much time to play on my blog like I’d like. Or work on my comics or my novel or any of the other dozens of projects I’ve got going. I really should write here more often though. It’s good to write in a forum where I can say whatever I want and I’m not trying to impress editing.

      • You are wildly, wickedly funny! Your bit on mean birds had me cracking up 😀 If you ever join Facebook, look me up, please: Yahia Lababidi

  5. matt says:

    Hey there just discovered your cracked article on 7 reasons ants will takeover and u should read Armor: don’t know authors name wrote n early 80s its a dove adventure and there fighting giant ants its all could think about while reading the article. Just felt compelled to tell u that u should check it out if u never have. Also I’ve been reading your blog and its pretty amazing too, keep up the great work.
    Sincerely a new fan.

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