Monthly Archives: November 2011

A Christmas Card

Best Wishes and Glad Tidings this Holiday Season! I never liked you. Not even a little. Not even the teeniest, tiniest bit. You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. There is nothing special or memorable or noteworthy about you. You have … Continue reading

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Thankfulness

Thankfulness I’m thankful that I have learned so much about life and people in the past few years. I fully intend to use this knowledge to become a better person and to further my career as a supervillain. I’m thankful … Continue reading

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Cereal Commercials, Part 1

Cereal Commercials, Part 1 As a child some of my fondest memories are of the colorful, odd characters who inhabited the magical world of cereal commercials. These advertisement spots played out like mini dramas. Each character had his own mythos, … Continue reading

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People Who Will Be Eaten By Wild Animals

My latest article on Cracked.com will be coming out soon and I figured I’d put out my unedited version for anyone who wants to come check it out. This is only half the list. My good buddy Ross wrote the … Continue reading

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Playing On Plenty of Fish

Playing around on Plenty Of Fish has taught me that very few chicks have a sense of humor. You’d be amazed at how outraged some of them get after reading my letter: Stop everything you’re doing sweet cheeks. Everything! Throw … Continue reading

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