Monthly Archives: October 2011

Men of POF

Male Personality Types on ‘Plenty of Fish’ I personally have never had an account on any online dating services. I mean, why would I? I’ve got a secret basement full of malnourished chicks who are just begging for attention. But … Continue reading

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X Things Plants Can’t Possibly Do (But Do Anyway)

(A few people asked me to put up my full plant article so here it is, raw and unedited. If you’ve read my plant article on cracked.com you’ll notice a whole lot of differences. Sometimes editing only changes them a … Continue reading

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Bad Poetry

Bad Poetry I’d caress you like a baby kitten I’d snuggle you like a fat fluffy rabbit I’d bite your pectoral fin like a nurse shark in heat I’d chew on you like a dog with a plastic bacon flavored … Continue reading

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Women of POF

Plenty of Fish profiles should just be honest. These are the 10 types of women I tend to meet on POF: Helpless Hi, I’m young, pretty, athletic and my life is in shambles. I literally cannot handle anything on my … Continue reading

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