Monthly Archives: September 2011

Breakup

The Breakup So Tansy broke up with me a few days ago. Not that we were a couple or anything. And we still flirt (I think she actually flirts with me more now). I guess we broke up in the … Continue reading

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Second Date

Second Date I pulled into the parking lot of the movie theater. Tansy and I were going to see ‘Drive’ but only because there was literally nothing else playing that I even remotely wanted to watch and because ‘Smurfs’ got … Continue reading

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Badassedness

My dear friend Slade says I always have to take things to the extreme, even when we’re talking about extremes. He will propose something sadistic, amoral, and/or insane and yeah, sometimes I’ll add a little to it. That’s just how … Continue reading

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